{"id":20,"date":"2008-03-07T15:56:20","date_gmt":"2008-03-07T20:56:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=20"},"modified":"2008-03-07T15:56:21","modified_gmt":"2008-03-07T20:56:21","slug":"the-8-year-old-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"The 8 year old man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every year there comes a point where I hear a familiar sound. It&#8217;s usually in the morning or night and I only really notice it when I&#8217;m walking by myself. It is the wonderful sound of the ice breaking beneath my feet.<\/p>\n<p>I have had this love for breaking ice since I was very small. I used to be late for school due to my obsession with trying to break all the ice I could on the sidewalk. My absolute favorite is the sound of a large chunk of ice breaking away from a larger sheet. It happens when there is a tiny gap between the ground and the ice and when it snaps, it makes this squeaky crunch sound. I also love the squeak of the ice when there is water underneath it. This has lead to me becoming very wet when I was young from falling into various creeks while breaking ice. The worst I that I remember getting wet was with my friend Harvey. We were having a great old time breaking the ice until it completely gave and both of us ended up falling into the water. I think the only place I was dry was my head. I can&#8217;t remember how wet Harvey got but I do remember that miserable twenty minute walk back to his place.<\/p>\n<p>What brought all this about was walking home the other night and I heard that squeaky chunk sound. I must have been jumping around, giggling with glee for a good ten minutes. I even caught myself flinging my arms in the air while jumping to get all of my weight behind it. I really am an 8 year old man sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year there comes a point where I hear a familiar sound. It&#8217;s usually in the morning or night and I only really notice it when I&#8217;m walking by myself. It is the wonderful sound of the ice breaking beneath my feet. I have had this love for breaking ice since I was very small. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=20\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The 8 year old man&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-memories","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbhOv-k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}