{"id":117,"date":"2008-12-01T22:17:46","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T03:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=117"},"modified":"2008-12-01T22:17:48","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T03:17:48","slug":"the-burninator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"The BURNiNATOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not Trogdor.<\/p>\n<p>I went to a little Jamaican place near my home to grab some dinner. Their jerk chicken is pretty good but pretty low on the spicy\/hot side. Today I  asked the lady if they had a hotter version. She raised her eyebrow and asked, &#8220;You like it spicy?&#8221; Without thinking, I quickly and heartily replied, &#8220;Yes!&#8221; She went in the back and quickly returned with my food. She sprouted a big grin and said, &#8220;S-P-I-C-Y!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I Must say, the flavour is even better but<\/p>\n<p>OH<\/p>\n<p>WOW<\/p>\n<p>UMMMM<\/p>\n<p>H O T !<\/p>\n<p>I think I may ask if they have something in between in the future.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, maybe not&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not Trogdor. I went to a little Jamaican place near my home to grab some dinner. Their jerk chicken is pretty good but pretty low on the spicy\/hot side. Today I asked the lady if they had a hotter version. She raised her eyebrow and asked, &#8220;You like it spicy?&#8221; Without thinking, I quickly &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=117\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The BURNiNATOR&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbhOv-1T","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":118,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/118"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}