{"id":46,"date":"2008-06-24T15:49:41","date_gmt":"2008-06-24T20:49:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=46"},"modified":"2008-06-24T15:49:42","modified_gmt":"2008-06-24T20:49:42","slug":"dirty-eye-glasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Eye Glasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some days I feel that I have an unhealthy compulsion to touch the lenses of my glasses. Today is one of those days. I honestly don&#8217;t remember doing anything that should cause me to put smudges on them but I think I&#8217;ve cleaned the damn things about six times today.<\/p>\n<p>Well I managed to keep my glasses clean during the writing of this post. Probably because my hands were busy typing. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some days I feel that I have an unhealthy compulsion to touch the lenses of my glasses. Today is one of those days. I honestly don&#8217;t remember doing anything that should cause me to put smudges on them but I think I&#8217;ve cleaned the damn things about six times today. Well I managed to keep &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/?p=46\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dirty Eye Glasses&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pbhOv-K","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.inguz.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}